February 2010
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For the trumpet player at the race track →
January 2010
17 posts
Yes, even in the rain, I’m having a good hair day
Guy: “Pretty windy today.”
Me: “Yes, it is.”
Guy: “I saw you walking by and said ‘that’s a girl that has it together.’ Black boots, blue tights, pink coat, blue umbrella.”
Me: “Thanks.”
Guy: “I can tell you’re going places . . . you know where you’re going.”
Me: “Ha, I wish!”
Guy: “You’re going to the top.”
Me: “Actually, I’m going to the 3rd floor.”
What I felt like saying:
“Actually, I have no plans tonight and am wasting this good hair-day on long day at work.”
What I should have said:
“Actually, are you going to the Charles Schwab building? If so, I’m going with you.”
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“No, I did not get a tan on my Carribean vacation …”
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You are supposed to come back to work from a vacation tan and glowing to make people jealous; so far, my coworkers are all laughing at me and my bad luck on scheduling a beach vacation during a cold front.
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This is not a Natural Science Museum
It’s an outdoor sporting good (hunting) store with a restaurant, laser rifle shooting, video games, and taxidermy galore.
Cabella’s