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My letters to spam mail today

Dear e-Harmony, You can stop trying to make me feel bad about myself in the new year. I have a date tonight on New Year’s Eve. Please stop sending me emails to multiple mailboxes. Regards, Melissa P.S. I would like to commend you on finally having inter-racial couples on your ads. ************************** Dear 24-Hour Fitness, Please continue to send me emails that make me feel like...

Jan 1st

Dec 31st

Dec 30th

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This idiot makes $2.5M a year and put Craig James... →

Yes, I’ve blogged this video before, but I love it…

Dec 29th

Based on this joyous news, I bought some stock... →

It’s harder to leave when Texas keeps coming to me. Queso - yes Shiner and Lone Star - yes Sonic - yes Men that open doors, let you off the elevator first, and let you sit on the bus - nope

Dec 28th

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Dec 27th

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Dec 27th

Dec 25th

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“70 and sunny -> windy and rainy -> snow in 24 hours; welcome to Texas”

Dec 25th

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Complaint #549

whitewhine: I walked all over Steve Madden and couldn’t find any boat shoes that I liked. -Whine by Stacey I like to think of myself as Mexican, but this blog reminds me that I’m white too. By the way, I went with kenneth cole.

Dec 23rd

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Dec 23rd

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Dec 21st

“i figured that by now youd b a NFL cheerleader.Or a Supermodel or something..”

– Someone sent me this message on Facebook … I feel like I’ve let this girl down.

Dec 19th

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Dec 19th

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“Real therapy is for sure more beneficial than shopping. But I wouldn’t...”

– Jenn

Dec 18th

Dear Santa,

Please pay my bills and parking tickets. That’s all I ask for. «<REVISED»> I’m willing to wait until after Christmas, but I wouldn’t mind a pair of grey boots, a pair of fun short frye boots, and a pair of pretty black boots for work.

Dec 17th

Watch

Per Josef’s request, this is reblogged, but I don’t know what it is. “I see you, I see you, I see you” justjosef: A test, a Jersey test. To ‘formally’ test, PLEASE reblog.

Dec 16th

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“The University of Texas was able to fill your request for tickets to the 2010...”

– UT Ticket Office, via Julia’s grandmother

Dec 15th

Dec 13th

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Dec 13th

It's midnight. Make a wish.

(via andeventhis)

Dec 13th

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“Really, why do I have unopened cans of Tecate under my bed? REALLY? I’m...”

Dec 12th

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Dec 11th

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My Heisman picks

1) Colt McCoy (QB, Texas) - not just because he’s a Longhorn, but a great guy, strong leadership, and great overall stats. He recognizes the fans and defence for Texas victories. His interceptions and poor clock management last Saturday may have hurt his chances. 2) Ndamukong Suh (defensive tackle, Nebraska) - I love defence. Always have. I’m also a Nebraska fan; they have classy...

Dec 11th